Carpet Shark Music Video!
(WARNING: Explicit lyrics)
Includes footage from the movie, NES game, commercials, YouTube review videos, and pictures of your Carpet Shark carts you tagged us in!
Lyrics:
Carpet Shark!
He’s gonna get you on dry land
Carpet Shark!
That f*ckin’ shark don’t need no sand
Carpet Shark!
Keith can kick it’s a$$ he thinks
Carpet Shark!
You lose your life when your eyes blink
Put your toes in a little
Don’t fear the tug
Just avoid the living room
And an 8x10 rug
He’s a Carpet Shark
Just a man killer
He’s a f*cking shark in a rug
Carpet Shark!
He’s gonna get you on dry land
Carpet Shark!
The f*ckin’ shark don’t need no sand
Carpet Shark!
Keith can kick it’s a$$ he thinks
Carpet Shark!
You lose your life when your eyes blink
It’s a f*ckin’ shark
But he lives in the rug
We don’t know how
But he plays guitar
Take it shark
How do you play guitar with a fin?
In a rug
Carpet Shark!
Keith can kick it’s a$$ he thinks
Carpet Shark!
That f*ckin’ shark don’t need no sand
Carpet Shark!